Thursday, February 12, 2009

Bus Slogan Generator



My lovely colleague NT found this.

How it works: you type in a slogan, and it comes out in the style of the atheist bus ad.

Write one of your own in the comments, and if it's any good, I'll wack it up here as a pic. Can't promise to do them all though, as I am a bit hung-over.

Here's one, from 'Anonymous'



Here's three more. All from our old friend 'Anonymous'





97 comments:

If This Is A Blog Then What's Christmas said...

There's no God. Simply appreciate your orgasms for being a chain of physiological incidents.

Anonymous said...

You are a little monkey. Climb up dat tree. Get me a coconut.

Stew said...
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mauroman said...

There's probably no Mod.
Now stop complaining and please buy some Vespa.




(ad for motorcycles brand Piaggio)

The Golden Oracle Of Truth said...

There's probably no cod.

Now stop overfishing and enjoy pike.

Lina, Curve said...

Laughing

Flo said...

There's no Bod.

Stop watching Children's TV and have a wank.

Bumhole said...

There's probably no Zod.

But it's OK, Terence Stamp has managed to find many other roles since.

Anonymous said...

There's probably no hod.

Thank god. He was a shit manager anyway.

Ant M said...

GOD PROBABLY NO THERE'S

Stop now and worrying call the Dyslexia Association.

Anonymous said...

There's probably no stick. So stop worrying, and eat your carrots.

Anonymous said...

There's probably no bog.
Now stop crossing your legs and do a little plop.

BLOG YELLER said...

THERE'S PROBABLY NO DOG. NOW STOP COMPLAINING AND CURL UP WITH A CAT.

Anonymous said...

There are definitely no jobs.

Now stop complaining

and where's my bonus?

Anonymous said...

There's probably no recession.
Now stop worrying and spend your pennies.

Anonymous said...

There's probably no God.
So go ahead and wank.

Paul said...

There's probably no job for Scamp at Fallon.

Now stop licking their ringpiece

Anonymous said...

There's probably no blog.

So stop reading Scamp and get on with some work.

Anonymous said...

There's probably no one in.

So go ahead a break in to that elderly neighbour's house.

Anonymous said...

There's probably nobody watching.

So what's wrong with a spot of bestiality?

Anonymous said...

There's probably no Bob.

So Mrs Monkhouse will go to bed alone again tonight.

Matt Rooke said...

There's probably no God.
Now sto...Hang on, are those locusts?

Nicoruk said...

Ther's probably no cold.

now stop complaining and go to work.

http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/?s1=There%27s+probably+no+cold.&s2=Now+stop+complaining&s3=and+go+to+work.

Anonymous said...

There's probably no sod...

...dumb enough to want to work at Lowe.

Anonymous said...

There's probably no Dodd.

Now stop harrassing him and put the council tax up again instead. Again.

lotsofcream lotsofsugar said...

Don't fuck with the Jesus
The dude says so
and the dude abides

Anonymous said...

There's no....(that's enough. Ed)

Anonymous said...

There's probably no fog
Oh..wait there is Arrrrgh! (Crash)

Anonymous said...

There's probably no Rod,
Jane, Or Freddy.

Anonymous said...

There's probably no dog.
So fuck the horse instead.

Anonymous said...

There's probably no knob.
Stop saving for that sex change operation, and get on with your life.

Anonymous said...

There's probably no Glock.
Stop worrying and use the AK47 assault rifle.

Inspired by:
http://gigapan.org/viewGigapanFullscreen.php?auth=033ef14483ee899496648c2b4b06233c

Anonymous said...

There’s probably no sprog.

Now stop worrying and get yourself tested.

Anonymous said...

There's definitely someone watching over you always.

Not God. I'm stalking you.

Anonymous said...

There's probably no Rod.

After that evil bastard Emu pushed him off the roof.

Anonymous said...

Theres probably no change

Now stop removing your underwear and get off the scales.

Dan GJ said...

There probably is a bomb.
On the bus.
Damn terrorists.

Anonymous said...

There's probably no toilet paper.
So stop worrying, and just use the brown cardboard tube-thing.

Anonymous said...

theres probably no damage.
now stop worrying, and take your finger out of my arse.

Matt said...

There's prolly no 72 virgins.

Now stop blowing yourselves up.

Zeus said...

According to BBC Breakfast this morning, somebody has laid out £15,000 to run bus sides that say: There definitely is a God, Join the Christian Party and enjoy your life.

Anonymous said...

Ders probly no lolcatz.
So relx and have da cheezburger.

corblimey said...

I really like that sprog suggestion

THERE PROBABLY IS NO DOG
SO STOP PRAYING
AND DEAL WITH YOUR DYSLEXIA

Anonymous said...

You're a fat slob.
So stop taking the bus and buy a bike

Anonymous said...

There's probably no dog.

So stop complaining and remember he's not just for Christmas.

shitegeist said...

There's probably Nimrod
Now stop worrying and keep building

Anonymous said...

I don't work in snow.
This is Britain.
Emigrate.

Anonymous said...

There's probably no need for an art director now you've got stupid Bus Slogan Generator.

Anonymous said...

there is probably no bus
stop taking LSD

Anonymous said...

There's probably no bus conductor.
Now stop paying and travel for free.

john w. said...

WITH ALL GOOD PLOTS THERE'S A BEGINNING.
AND AN END. AND WE'RE IN THE MUDDLE.

john w. said...

WHEN THE STAKES ARE TOO HIGH.
AND YOUR CHIPS ARE DOWN.
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

El Mariachi said...

There is probably no god.
therefore, there is probably no promised land
So get the fuck out of Palestine and leave it to its people.

andres said...

There's probably no dog. So get in there and grab the freaking ball.

Bodecker said...

There' probably no Plod.
Which is why the driver is behind bullet-proof glass.

Brett T. T. Macfarlane said...

There's probably no Valentine's.
Now hug you mom and watch Star Wars.

Anonymous said...

There probably is no Cock
so stop complaining
and bake a cake

Anonymous said...

There's probably no fat
so stop complaining
and eat the whole cow.

Anonymous said...

There's probably no way this line will fit in this spa..


See, i told you..

Darren

Anonymous said...

http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/?s1=THERE%27S+PROBABLY+NO+NOD.&s2=NOW+STOP+COMPLAINING&s3=AND+SHAKE+YOUR+HEAD.

Anonymous said...

There is no gold.
So forget about dem dar hills.

Finbar said...

There's probably no brief.
Now stop complaining.
and make the logo bigger.

Anonymous said...

THERE ARE PROBABLY NO TITS
SO STOP FUMBLING AND FEED THE PONY INSTEAD

John said...

Love it - see mine at...

http://tinyurl.com/nodarwinbus

Anonymous said...

There's probably no sex dungeon.

Now stop interrogating Joseph Fritzl and eat your doughnut.

Wal said...

There probably is a god.
But he does not believe in you.

Not God said...

There's probably no God.
So get the next best thing
And worship Langland this Sunday.



I'm just sayin' is all.

Please note the modesty as represented by my reference to one day of the week rather than all seven. ;)

Anonymous said...

There's probably no God.

JaiWal might get a job one day.

Finbar said...

WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US?
JUST A STRANGER ON THE BUS.
TRYING TO MAKE HIS WAY HOME.

Anonymous said...

There a some beauties here scamp, not sure you've picked the best. Book crit's my fav. You should do a load up for your book. 72 virgins is also good

Matt Rooke said...

You're probably no sex God.
So pop to the shops.
And get her a dildo.

Anonymous said...

have campaigns pick and turkeys gone crazy, this week ghostbusters turkey, should have been pick, last week, kit kat pick should have been turkey.

Integral said...

Ha. Funny funny.

Here's mine: http://tinyurl.com/crl6qg

Which isn't so funny.

Theme's already been done but couldn't be arsed thinking up any more!

Integral said...

And another.

http://tinyurl.com/d8jm86

Juan said...

There is a God.
He's name is Leo Messi and he plays for FC Barcelona.

*Enjoy his miracles every weekend on Sky Sports.

Anonymous said...

There is probably a lot going on. Don't wory, you'll never know it.

Anonymous said...

There is probably a lot of probabilities. The one that happens won't be a probability.

Anonymous said...

There is probably nobody like you. Think like that or you'll be another one.

Anonymous said...

There is probably something you should know. Probably you know it, probably you don't.

Anonymous said...

There is probably a lot of ways. If you want to arrive, just take one.

mauroman said...

There's probably no Godot.
Now stop waiting and leave the theatre.

Anonymous said...

There is probably no Mickey mouse
So stop thinking about Disney land.

G

Anonymous said...

There's probably no god.
But if there was, it would probably be the best god in the world.

D said...

There's probably no question
To be and not to be. Quantum mechanics

D said...

http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/?s1=WAR+IS+PEACE&s2=FREEDOM+IS+SLAVERY.+IGNORANCE+IS&s3=YELLOW

D said...

http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/?s1=THERE%27S+PROBABLY+NO+BACKUP&s2=SO+hit+hard+THE+BLUE+SCREEN&s3=AND+START+CRYING

D said...

http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/?s1=There%27s+probably+no+internet&s2=so+turn+off+the+monitor&s3=and+get+a+playboy

...ok, I'll stop flooding;)

Anonymous said...

THERE'S PROBABLY NO COD.
CAN I HAVE A PUKKA PIE.
AND A CAN OF SPRITE PLEASE.

jingwei said...

Even if he's really up there,
What makes you think he cares?

Dave Trott said...

The website thinkBuddha.org has proposed its own poster for buses.

"Neither an entity nor a nonentity
Moves in any of the three ways.
So motion, bus
and route are nonexistent."

But finish crossing the road before you meditate on it.

Anonymous said...

There probably is a God.
But I don't believe in him.

Bentos said...

If Carlsberg made a God

He'd probably be the best God

in the world

Anonymous said...

What if god was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home.

My dad works in advertising said...

On a semi-related note, I read this morning that the Atheist Foundation of Australian's attempt to follow suit with a bus slogan campaign down under has been rejected by APN Outdoor.

The online version of the article:
http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/fear-of-god-or-fear-of-a-difference-of-opinion-20090217-8a83.html

Sophie said...

You'll probably miss this bus
So stop running and wait for the next one.

Matt said...

There's probably no dog.
Now stop complaining and lick your bone.

thomasgalvin said...

Please don't stop us, we are in full speed!!